Snarky 'Scopes - June 7
ROLL WITH IT.
Retrogrades get a bad rap. Yes, a lot of shit gets stirred up. But if you keep your cool and refuse to let it drag you down, you’ll be better than ever. Be aware and go with the flow, hon!
Snarky 'Scopes - May 24
Take it easy!
The bad news: we’re dealing with retrogrades galore this week. Expect the unexpected. The good news: you will gain a shit ton of important new insights. Pay attention, take your time, and keep things light.
Snarky 'Scopes - May 17
JUPITER IN PISCES.
Guys, we’re experiencing the best transit of 2021. Jupiter in Pisces is all about healing, truth and service. We’re focused on the big picture and we’re feeling more optimistic than we have in quite some time. It’s a whole ass vibe!
Snarky 'Scopes - May 10
Keep an open mind this week as awareness levels are climbing. Take control of the things you can, and for the things you can’t: don’t stress it. “When you try to control everything, you enjoy nothing.”
Snarky 'Scopes - April 26
Three words: Scorpio Super Moon.
This energy leads us to question both where we are and where we’re going. Listen to the little voice inside of you and find ways to thrive in these changing conditions. But remember, the things you choose now will have implications later on… so choose wisely.
Snarky 'Scopes - April 19
Get your thinking cap ready my friend, you’re gonna need it this week. You might find yourself lost in a world of thought but as long as you don’t overthink stupid sh*t, that analytical mind will come in handy. The key to this energy is to move slow, ask the right questions, and tie up any loose ends. All this thinking is leading you to new ideas and new places; get ready for it!
Snarky 'Scopes - April 12
You’re in control, girl!
Take your time and weigh your options as the energy is shifting to a calculated but optimistic vibe. If you make decisions based on facts (instead of emotion) and use logic to guide you – you’ll come out on top. #HBIC
Snarky 'Scopes- April 5
Mercury In Aries
On April third the communication planet, Mercury, moved into assertive Aries. This means you're going to start speaking up confidently and more often. Don't be surprised if you rediscover your voice and suddenly have the urge to speak your mind.
Snarky 'Scopes- March 29
Full Moon In Libra
The powerful energy from the full moon on Sunday is going to effect your entire week. The full moon in Libra is going to make you reflective of your relationships. Strong relationships should get stronger, while relationships on the fritz might finally fall apart as you become more in touch with who you are and where you're headed.
Sip some rea and read this week's scopes!
Snarky 'Scopes- March 22
Welcome Aboard Aries Season
The sun has moved out of dreamy Pisces and into motivated Aries. This is going to light a fire in your spirit and get you crossing things off your to-do list left and right. You're going to feel more determined and competitive than you have all year, so buckle up!