Snarky 'Scopes - June 7

FOCUS. There’s A LOT going on this week, Capricorn. You’ll notice some major shifts in structure and balance. While these adjustments are taking place, keep your shit sharp. Follow through on what needs to get done and anything you’ve committed to. People will notice that you’re rock f**king steady and it will mean big rewards for you down the line. Get it!

START NOW. It’s go time, Aquarius! All those big plans you have are ready to get moving. Take the first steps and set a pace that is doable and consistent. You know what you want, you’ve made some plans, and it’s time to get started! Great f**king energy – let’s goooo!

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PLAN IT OUT. With a good plan, you can do anything this week, Pisces. Writing down your goals and the steps needed to get there will be critical (don’t waste time spinning your wheels). If you can follow through with action, you can f**king do it! Push!

LAY LOW. Retrograde confusion is everywhere, Aries. People are scattered, chasing their tails, and frustrated AF. Just remember not to take it personal if people seem tense or pissy – it’s not you, it’s them! As long as you lay low and keep it cool, you’ll be doing just fine.

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CHECK AND DOUBLE CHECK. Does something feel askew, Taurus? Maybe it seems like you’ve got some awesome momentum but you’ve also got the feeling like you’ve forgotten something. Hit pause, check and double check that you’re not overlooking anything, and you're sure to find the missing piece. This energy is here to set you up for some awesome shit!

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GEMINI’S JUST WANNA HAVE FUN. This week is all about good vibes, Gemini. You’re living in the moment and having a great time interacting with your peeps. That shit is awesome but remember – retrogrades are abound and others aren’t feeling too hot right now. Be careful with your words and be understanding. But mostly, enjoy this fun ass week!

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BE YOURSELF! It’s all about doing you this week, Cancer. You’re feeling yourself and enjoying the ride – yasssss, girl! Just remember, with retrogrades popping off, other people might be feeling shitty, so help a sister out and be kind and patient with them. Lots of good stuff coming your way!

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KEEP IT SIMPLE. It’s all about staying focused this week, Leo. With retrogrades all around, there will be some chaos stirred up but as long as you stay committed to your goals, and stay in your lane, you’re gonna do just fine! Follow through and get shit done. Easy peezy!

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STICK TO THE PLAN. It’s all about committing this week, Virgo. You know what you want to get done, now you just have to plan it out and follow through. Keep your eyes on the prize! You’ve got some good ass shit coming – as long as you stay on track. Get it, hon!

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STAY TRUE TO YOU. Trust yourself, Libra. Follow your instincts and intuitions despite the chaos that might arise around you (thanks a lot, retrograde). Any drama and bullshit is beyond your control; don’t get involved. In the end, as long as you stay true to what you believe and rise above the noise, you’re gonna be just fine.

YOU HAVE IMPACT. You’re changing lives this week, Scorpio. Even though it totally won’t feel like it. You’ll be vibin’, cruisin’, and playin’ – and others will be turning to you. Know when to turn off party mode and when to give serious advice; people need to hear from you. Enjoy the good energy but remember the role you play in the bigger picutre.

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YOU ALREADY KNOW. Do I even have to write this, Sagittarius? Your instincts are on point this week. You know where you’re heading and what you need to do to get there. Trust your inner voice; make the smart choice and get to work moving the needle. You got this shit!