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DO NOT PASS GO. The universe has your back this week, Capricorn, even if it doesn’t feel like it. If you feel resistance in executing a plan, take that shit as a hint and try a new direction. Work slowly and methodically. You have something special happening for sure, you just need to get creative; be smart and get moving!
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OUT OF CONTROL. Or at least it feels that way right now, Aquarius. But the truth is, you’re running so fast other people are having a hard time keeping up. The universe is trying to slow you down a little, so instead of getting frustrated, change the things you can in this moment and what the hell – maybe even get a little crazy and enjoy the present?!
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NO JUDGEMENT. Things will be… weird this week, Pisces. Try not to get lost in the confusion and just take it easy. Remember, even when bizarre shit happens – it’s all part of the bigger plan. These events might seem strange but they’re opening new doors; are you ready to walk through?
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NEW CHICK, WHO DIS? You’re totally VIBIN’ right now, Aries. And that’s because you’re doing what you love best; being in charge and shit. Go ahead and get your planner out and follow it carefully. Whatever your gut is telling you to do – listen to that bitch. Had your eye on a shiny new item? Buy it as long as you’ve done the research! You’ve earned it, honey.
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IT AIN’T EASY BEIN’ TAURUS. All eyes on you this week! Sounds okay for some but when you’re a laser-focused Taurus trying to get shit done; not so much. There may also be some peeps trying to collab because of all this new attention. Just make sure they’re willing to do their part in the deal. Don’t freak out hon, you got this.
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BALANCE, BITCHES. Okay Gemini, settle down sweetie. You’re a little fired up this week but as long as you can use that energy and drive to get shit done (instead of slapping people) you’ll be in great shape! This obviously doesn’t mean you should accept other peoples bullshit – especially in partnerships; but handle it up front with direct communication around expectations. You got this, girlie!
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IT’S PERSONAL. Shit gets real this week, Cancer. If you’re feeling a little confused about the relationships in your life some things will come to a head – but it’ll reveal deeper truths… good ones! People love and care about you more than you might suspect. It’s hard for some people to discuss their feelings (which is hard for you to understand). Allow this energy to roll and it’ll take you to unexpected realizations!
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WOW – YOU’RE LIKE, REALLY SMART. It’s not just your ego this week, Leo – you ARE that bitch. You’re seeing everything that everyone else is missing. In fact, you’re gonna be wondering why the f**k everyone else seems so slow (they’re not, you’re just that good). Keep an eye on the details, and trust the energy to elevate you … just like you deserve, obviously.
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DEEP BREATHS. Be nice to yourself this week, Virgo! Whatever bullshit you’re dealing with – just break it down and take it piece by piece. Don’t let it overwhelm you or grow into a bigger issue than it really is. The calmer you are, the better the outcomes will be. Just be nice to yourself and remind yourself that you’re doing the f**king best you can (and it’s pretty f**king great if you ask me)!
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UM, HELLO - ARE YOU LISTENING? The universe is calling, Libra. It’s up to you to answer the phone. LOL kidding - you totally CANNOT ghost the universe so even if you send the call direct to voicemail, you’ll hear the message one way or another. Trust the path you’re on (even if shit gets weird)… it’s taking you exactly where you’re supposed to be.
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ATTENTION, PLEASE. Keep your eyes peeled this week, Scorpio. Everyone seems super weird right now and it’s because things are a bit hazy for them; but not for you. You’re seeing things for what they really are. Trust your instinct but seriously - don’t do anything dumb just because everyone’s pissing you off. Stay calm and ride the wave and the universe will reward you.
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DREAM ON. You’re so dreamy this week, Sagittarius! Hopes and plans from the past will be resurfacing… embrace these ideas but update them for your today. It’s not just thoughts of the past, but people too, that might reappear. Go ahead and allow these things to re-emerge; things and people have changed. Love this for you!
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