Snarky Scopes

Snarky 'Scopes- January 4th

Snarky 'Scopes- January 4th

Mars Moves Into Taurus

On January 6th, Mars moves out of Aries and into Taurus. This shift is going to move us away from impulsive decision making, and into more methodical thinking. 

Don't be surprised if you want to ruminate over every little thing. Your stubbornness may also be at an all time high as you bore down to get what you want. 

Snarky 'Scopes- December 28th

The End Is Here!!

Finally, the last week of 2020 Snarky 'Scopes has arrived. On Tuesday the 29th, the final full moon of 2020 will shed some light on this dark year. This Cancer moon- Capricorn sun represents a need for balance between your career and home life. 

Snarky 'Scopes- December 28th
Snarky 'Scopes- December 21

Snarky 'Scopes- December 21

The Great Conjunction Junction

Every 20 years, Jupiter and Saturn align in what's called "The Great Conjunction." This year they're aligning in the air sign Aquarius on December 21st. 

This Great Conjunction is going to be the beginning of a new era. One where we're focused on humanity's progress and planning for a better future. 

Snarky 'Scopes - December 14

A New Moon In Sagittarius

Today there is BOTH a New Moon and a solar eclipse in Sagittarius. This new moon is going to have you focusing on a more hopeful future. You're going to stop focusing on the mundane aspects of everyday life, and instead think about the big picture of where you're headed. 

Snarky 'Scopes - December 14
Snarky 'Scopes- December 7

Snarky 'Scopes- December 7

A Total Eclipse Of The Heart

We're right in the middle of two eclipses right now. A Lunar eclipse occurred on November 30th, and a solar eclipse will occur on December 14th.

Eclipses are representative of both beginnings and endings. The energy between these eclipses can make you feel unsteady on your feet as the world changes around you and you try to keep your footing.

Snarky 'Scopes- November 30

Get Ready For Impulsive Optimism

Mercury moves into Sagittarius on December first. This shift is going to make you more impulsive and optimistic. It's also going to shift your focus from just one subject to an array of things. So prepare to be strung out, but in a damn good way. 

Snarky 'Scopes- November 30
Snarky 'Scopes- November 23

Snarky 'Scopes- November 23

It's Sagittarius Season!!

On November 21 the sun moved out of moody, intense Scorpio and into optimistic and lively Sagittarius. This new season should bring a fresh zeal for life. It's a great time for coming out of your shell and tackling goals you've been working toward all year.

Snarky 'Scopes- November 16th

New Moon. Who This? 

The new moon in Scorpio will give you a chance to refresh and reprioritize. Scorpio energy craves quality and depth. You're going to have the urge to purge your life of everything that's not serving you. Follow that impulse. 

Snarky 'Scopes- November 16th
Snarky 'Scopes- November 9

Snarky 'Scopes- November 9

Mars Turns Direct (And So Do You.)

On Friday, November 13th Mars retrograde ends and your spirit may feel like it's reawakening. During Mars retrograde, you probably felt sluggish and unmotivated. Now that it's coming back to its forward movement, your energy levels should sore and your actions will become more direct.  

Snarky 'Scopes- October 26

Unleash Your Inner Scorpio.

The sun has officially moved into Scorpio which means you'll be connecting with the deeper parts of yourself. Brace yourself for some INTENSE feelings. 
Snarky 'Scopes- October 26