Snarky Scopes

Snarky Scopes - Week of March 23

Snarky Scopes - Week of March 23

The Tides Are Turning.

So, there'sĀ a lotĀ happening right now. While the world may feel a bit chaotic, our charts are going through their own transitions.Ā 

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Snarky Scopes - Week of March 16

Show Compassion.

The bad news:Ā Saturn, Pluto, Jupiter and Mars are aligned in the sign of Capricorn. This can create a lot of stress and anxiety.

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Snarky Scopes - Week of March 16
Snarky Scopes - Week of March 9

Snarky Scopes - Week of March 9

REBIRTH & GROWTH.

Sorry, that sounds really gross... but bear with me here. The Full Worm Moon makes it's appearance this week. It functions as nature's alarm clock and at the same time, sets off an awakening within each of us.

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Snarky Scopes - Week of March 2

Live In The Moment.

Roadblocks and obstacles aren't always a bad thing. Sometimes a slower pace forces us to take a look at what's really happening around us.
Snarky Scopes - Week of March 2
Snarky Scopes - Week of February 25

Snarky Scopes - Week of February 25

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! ********************************************* TEACHABLE MOMENTS. This week if full of them, Aries. Everything happening in your world at this moment is meant to teach you something.... Read More

Snarky Scopes - Week of February 17

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! ********************************************* LISTEN UP! This is a week of observation for you, Aries. Pay close attention as new truths are being unveiled in somewhat unusual... Read More
Snarky Scopes - Week of February 17
Snarky Scopes - Week of February 10

Snarky Scopes - Week of February 10

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! ********************************************* ARE YOU SURE? Remember when you were on the playground and agreements were sealed with a ā€œno takebacksā€ clause?Ā  Thatā€™s what this week... Read More

Snarky Scopes - Week of February 3

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! ********************************************* POWER MOVES. Itā€™s time to take control of your personal life, Aries. Donā€™t hesitate to show some flex within your inner-circle where needed.... Read More
Snarky Scopes - Week of February 3
Snarky Scopes - Week of January 27

Snarky Scopes - Week of January 27

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! ********************************************* LEVEL UP. Youā€™ll beĀ noticing major enrichments in all areas of your life this week, Aries. Whatever it is that you consider important will... Read More

Snarky Scopes - Week of January 20

DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE! ********************************************* SEE THROUGH THE BULLSH*T. People are going to be saying exactly what you want to hear this week, Aries. But donā€™t be fooled... Read More
Snarky Scopes - Week of January 20