BUT WAIT… THERE’S MORE. There’s a lot of f**king chaos in the world right now yet somehow you cant help but feeling a sense of security, Aries. And it’s this quiet confidence combined with some good ole’ fashioned patience is sure to bring even more amazing opportunities your way. Go ahead and let the universe deliver it to your front door. You’ve got luck on your side.
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IT’S ALL RELATIVE. At least for you it is, Taurus. Right now the universe is pushing you to do some work on the relationships in your life. It might feel annoying AF; like you’re doing circles with people around the same old issues. But trust the process. Your future is very dependent on the quality of the core relationships in your life (at home and work) so now is the time to make sure they’re solid. The better they are, the better you’ll be.
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HUMILITY. You’re gonna be riding some high energy this week, Gemini. So high, in fact, that you’ll be going out on a limb in the things you say and do. But don’t do it, girl! This kind of chart can be really f**king tricky. It’s important for you to stay humble this week. There’s so many details you don’t actually know yet. Enjoy the boost but be patient and open in your conversations and actions.
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EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER. That’s you this week, Cancer. People are relying on you pretty heavily right now.. At the same time you’re wondering who the f**k you can lean on. Of course to make matters worse, your chart has you feeling super emotional. Step one: understand that people turn to you because they know you’re reliable and strong (it’s a compliment). Step two: explain what you can help with and what your limitations are. Step three: keep those emotions in check and don’t lose your shit, you’ll regret it. You got this!
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CALM THE F**K DOWN. Okay Leo, deep breaths. You’re feeling amped up about a lot of different things (and people) this week. It may seem like there’s a lot of pressure on you and other people aren’t holding up their end of the deal. But keep that lioness caged! Don’t react in anger, step back and assess the best way to communicate your needs; there may be things you don't yet know. They’re going to learn something from how you handle yourself and this will benefit you in the end.
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BE RATIONAL. The energy building within you has become so strong you feel like you might burst, Virgo. You want to get creative, express yourself, and shout it from the rooftops but there’s so many f**king obstacles in the way. Don’t allow yourself to get frustrated. Channel this badass energy into a quiet determination that allows you to think and act rationally. It will, in the end, be the greatest asset of all.
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CHAMELEON ENERGY. WTF is going on, Libra?! You’ve been shifting from one extreme to another and you’re probably wondering when it’s going to end. Believe it or not this chaos is meant to teach you a valuable lesson about flexibility. And each little mishap or obstacle that seems to push you further from your goals, is actually putting you right where you’ve always dreamed of being. Trust the journey.
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BETTER THAN EVER. There’s been quite a few bumps in the road lately, Scorpio. You’ve dealt with these issues head-on and learned some very valuable lessons. Now that you’re out on the other side, you’re feeling pretty damn good about yourself. And you should be! Move forward with this confidence and the quiet strength of knowing that you can handle whatever crosses your path. You’re ready to kick ass. One caution: don’t forget to show appreciation to the people and things around you.
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SHINE, BABY. There’s certain things that a Sagittarius does best. Caring for others in a way that is deeply genuine, without judgement. The ability to spread information and remain informed without bragging about it. It is your time to shine. These things you do intuitively are not so easy for others and they’re looking at you with admiration. Go ahead and show them through example; it is your gift!
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IT’S ALL HAPPENING. You’ve been working your ass off, Capricorn. Many of the things you’re working towards aren’t immediate pay offs, but long-term plans. This week, all of that work starts paying dividends. Little by little you’ll find all that patience and dedication has started to turn into real results. That doesn’t mean you can start doing whatever you want; it means now more than ever you need to continue on this same path. Keep focused on the future.
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SQUASH THAT EGO. There’s so many things you want right now, Aquarius. But don’t get so locked into your own needs that you forget about the needs of other people. There is a way to compromise and find the plan that’s best for everyone involved. It’s also important to remember that the universe doesn’t give us everything we want; it gives us what we need. What you have may not be exactly what you pictured but it can certainly make you happy if you let it. Is it your expectations that need adjusting?
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GET OVER IT. You’ve got a very interesting chart, Pisces. You’re at a turning point even though you may not know it. In order to move forward, you’ve got to let go of anything that is holding you back. Whatever it is that is making you second-guess yourself needs to hit the motherf**king road. Remember the lessons you’ve learned but stop letting your history keep you from following your dreams. Live in the moment, not in the past.
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