DON'T FORGET TO SHOP YOUR 'SCOPE!
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SIT DOWN AND LISTEN! Absolutely everything you see and hear this week are deeper than they seem. The universe is trying to tell you something so don't be stubborn and pay attention to the signs it's showing you. Since you’re the most practical and patient person you know it should be easy to sit back and take it all in. Also, is it just me or are you totally singing Ace of Base right now? “I saw the siiiign and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign…”.
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YOU’RE A NERVOUS WRECK. As usual. But remember that whatever happened in the past must be left in the rearview mirror. You need to focus on being as positive as possible (like, annoyingly positive). Wake up each day and appreciate the fresh slate you’ve been given. It’s what the universe wants for you. Oh, side note: it’s also an awesome week to harmonize with your fellow humanoids. Enjoy each day!
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LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE! So, there's this amazing new thing called "optimism" and you should tooootally try it. The universe is pushing you in new directions and with that award-winning Cancer tenacity and an attempt to conceal that tendency towards pessimism, you’re sure to come out on top. While you may have a natural “stranger danger”, teaming up with people who have the same goals as you will bring you new opportunities.
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YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROOOOAR! Um, hellooooo, how GREAT is life at the moment?! You are in the universe’s good graces and will continue to crush it this week. But don’t let that arrogance take over. Just because it’s good right now, doesn’t mean you should take risks, especially when it comes to your reputation. Keep that rep FRESH and roll with the good times (we know you will).
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MOVE OVER, SHY GUY! This week your natural timidness will take the backseat and you’ll actually enjoy the attention for once. That one-of-a-kind personality will really shine this week but don’t get too carried away with this newfound admiration. Ignoring chores and responsibilities will get you in some deep sh*t down the road. Just keep being you because that’s what they’re coming to see.
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IT’S ONLY TEMPORARY. Okay Libra, you’re well-known for your diplomacy and this week, you’re gonna need it. Your chart has this suuuuper annoying “go, stop, go”, energy. But, as with any issue, recognizing it’s a problem is the first step. Be aware that this is the theme of the week and you won’t get all passive-aggressive with people (like you normally do). You might find that others seem more stubborn than normal; just be patient and fair-minded which you’re totally great at.
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A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES. Gaaaag. I know, you hate that kind of sh*t, but it’s true! You’re feeling way more sentimental than normal but you’ll be surprised to find that this touchy-feely emotional stuff isn’t TOO bad this week. The universe is pulling you towards new adventures and you just have to trust it. Go with the flow, Scorpio, and you’ll find yourself fulfilling some longtime goals and dreams. SCORE!
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STAY IN THE MOMENT. While you haaaate constraints more than anything, this week you’ll have to stay focused on what’s happening right in front of you. You’re going to have very clear visions about what needs to be done and exactly how to do it. This forward energy is awesome for execution but be careful because rushing or getting too far ahead of yourself will lead to mistakes. Try to have patience (yes, I know it’s difficult for you) and take everything as it comes.
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THERE’S NO TURNING BACK. This is a great week for Capricorn as your ruling planet, Saturn, starts making her way back to us. You’ll be making some big decisions this week and you need to know… anything you decide will require commitment because this car has no reverse. Remain disciplined and practice that famous self-control as all your choices will carry major weight in the future. But like, no pressure.
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YOU GOT THIS! You know all that mounting pressure you’ve been feeling lately? Well, you’re finally going to remember that you’re a badass and you can handle it. You’ll start to realize that all this stress has been part of building something bigger and one day the results will be worth the work. In fact, other people in your world will be experiencing some wins that will trickle down to you in the long-run. It’s all gravy, baby!
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WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K IS HAPPENING?! Sooo, everything is going to feel super confusing this week. People will be saying and doing weird sh*t and you will find yourself wondering if the whole world went crazy. While you’ll want to run and hide in your room so you can listen to some sad song (don't even deny it) you just need to remember that it will all make sense very soon. Keep focused on bringing your plans to reality because the pieces are falling into place.
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