Snarky Scopes - Week of January 6

GETTING CLOSER. You’ll find yourself aligning with the right peeps this week, Aries. These alliances are there to help you accomplish the things you can’t achieve by yourself. Allow this sh*t to resonate; take notice of the difference when you allow a little help into your life. This same interpersonal energy means a lot happening in your love life (bow chicka wow wow) – get it guuuurl.

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OPEN YOUR EYES. Everything is aligning in your favor right now, Taurus. The planets are sitting pretty at the top of your chart, just waiting for you to take notice and take charge. While the universe has laid it’s cards down for you, they’re not going to push you to make things happen. So it’s up to you to take advantage of it. Important: don’t take the easy way out; there will be plenty of opportunities to do so. Work hard and you’ll come out as top dog…WOOF WOOF, BABY! 

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STAY HUMBLE, HUSTLE HARD. Okay Gemini, you’re in for some serious adjustments this week and it’s in your best interest to listen the f**k up (I say it because I love you). You will encounter many opposing viewpoints; but these different perspectives aren’t meant to frustrate you, they’re meant to enlighten you. If your eyes are open you’ll find many new, important people entering your sphere and many new opportunities ahead.

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DON’T BE A MARTYR. Ya know how they say, “if you want it done right, then do it yourself”… yeah, you need to NOT do that anymore. You’ve been overloading yourself recently by trying to do it all on your own. In your viewpoint it’s because others aren’t willing to help out but they’re a lot more willing than you think so let them! Take a step back, allow people to assist in their own ways and take some valuable lessons from it. No (wo)man is an island.

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NO SLACKIN’. There’s no time to waste this week, Leo. You might’ve let some chores slip (it was the holidays, I tooootallly get it) but now it’s time to get that sh*t done. Any unresolved issues or tasks will come back to bite you. Avoid distractions and let others help where needed. Strong partnerships will be formed with some interesting new peeps this week. Super cool.

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IMAGINE, PLAN, CREATE. And repeat. This week is brimming with potential, Virgo. But before you get all caught up in that wild imagination, draw up a plan to help move you towards the bigger picture. You’re seeing things clearly and creating amazing stuff. Stick to the plan and get it done!

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DEEP BREATHS. Your world renowned balance will be needed this week, Libra. It’s going to seem like simple things are very difficult and it may be the result of outside interference. Before you jump to conclusions about others, look at your expectations and whether or not your vision is clearly communicated. Always being two steps ahead requires patience while others catch up. Stay aware but be understanding (that statement gives me anxiety but it’s true).

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FIX IT NOW OR REGRET IT LATER. So, you’re gonna be a little annoyed this week, Scorpio. Sorry girl. Lots of issues might pop up and they may reveal bigger problems lying underneath. BUT you should be happy to find them now, before it had the chance to evolve into something worse. Take notice to the lessons learned: are you being clear enough with people? Are you letting people know your expectations? Make sure the answer is “yes” to avoid future disagreements.

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FIND THE GOLD. It’s a week of transformation for you, Sagittarius! There are lots of opportunities laying just beneath the surface and some of them are things you would’ve never previously considered. Those simple ideas are where the magic is my friend. The universe is opening doors and pushing you through them; lead with confidence, honey!

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THE PATHS DIVERGE. That might sound scary but it shouldn’t be. This week is full of choices and there may not be an easy way back from your decisions. While this can be intimidating, you have luck in your corner right now and better than expected results no matter what way you go. It’s going to be harder than usual to read people but be patient and they'll let you in.

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PASSION PERSONIFIED. That’s you this week, Aquarius. You’re feeling hella inspired and ready to tackle the future. While this can be amazing energy, it can also lead you to saying things that are fueled more by inner-fire than facts. Don’t make assumptions and watch what you say but take advantage of this pattern in any way you can. Get things done now and it’ll lead to bigger and better things even quicker than you thought.

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ALLOW CHANGE TO HAPPEN. You can be a little resistant to shifts, Pisces, but this week is here to teach you that change can be a very good thing. You might bump into some challenges and find yourself back to the drawing board. Whatever comes of this will be bigger and better than it was before. See – it’s a good thing, don't panic! Embrace this and let yourself grow from it. Oh hey, look around for the magic, it’s real.

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