Snarky 'Scopes- Week of August 24

VISUALIZE YOUR GOALS. This week is a time when things will seem to snap into place for you, Capricorn. But you need to be putting a lot of energy into visualizing your goals and thinking about what you want. Take this week to focus on your own plans. Make a fucking vision board, whatever it takes to get the job done.

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LOOK FOR NEW BEGINNINGS. Your life is about to hit the damn refresh button, Aquarius. New opportunities will be popping up for your at work and in your relationships. Be sure to embrace this newness with an open mind.

LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE. Lately you’ve been focusing on one scene of the movie instead of the entire thing, Pisces. This week an energy is rolling in that’s going to give you clarity about the future. You’re going to see the next few months, or even years, of your life rolled out in front of you. Be open to considering this bigger picture and putting plans in place to make it a reality.

BE DETERMINED. Put your heart into whatever you take on this week, Aries. There’s an energy coming in that’s going to help you achieve what you set your mind to. Use your determination to manifest the fuck out of your own destiny.

START SOMETHING NEW. Love is in the air for you this week, Taurus. However, you’re not going to find it where you think you are. It’s time to go out with the old and in with the new in your relationships. If someone hasn’t been treating you well, now is the perfect time to kick their ass to the curb and pursue new sparks.

STAY FOCUSED. It’s super important you stay focused on the tasks at hand this week, Gemini. You’re going to be tempted to let your mind wander and ignore your responsibilities, but don’t fall for it. Use some of the perfectionism that comes with Virgo season and get your shit done.

HAVE SOME SUMMER FUN. You’ve been neglecting your inner child lately, Cancer. This week try to get back in touch with her and have some good old fashion fun. Go swing at the park, build a sandcastle, or play a game of Twister. Anything that connects you with your younger self and is purely fucking fun.

BE OBSERVANT. Take everything in this week, Leo. An energy is rolling in that’s going to boost your powers of observation. Be like Sherlock Holmes and try to solve the mystery of what could be better about your life. Internalize these observations and use them to shape the life you dream of.

BEWARE OF PERCEPTIONS. Your season just began so your powers are peaking this week, Virgo. You’re going to feel a lot more carefree with your words and actions (hell yeah!). But be careful not to say anything that you might regret. With your words running looser it can be easy for people to misinterpret your meaning.

MAKE MONEY MOVES. Turn your eyes to your finances this week, Libra. There’s an energy coming in that’s going to help you make great financial gains. Ka- fucking- ching! The choices you make this week could really lay the groundwork for your cash flow later on. Really get in tune with what you’re spending and what you could do at work to set yourself up for success.

RIDE THE HIGH. An energy is coming in that’s going to make this week fucking great for you, Scorpio. Enjoy that feeling of everything running smoothly. Your life is going to cut like butter this week. So take more chances because even your “mistakes” could work out in your favor.

LISTEN TO YOUR LOVED ONES. Take extra time to check in on your loved ones this week, Sagittarius. They may have been holding back telling you things because they’re worried how you might react. That secrecy is going to create a shitty divide in your relationship. Be open to listening and remind them that whatever it is they have to say, you'll love them anyway.