Snarky 'Scopes- Week of August 10

TAKE IT ALL IN. Your powers of perception are firing on all cylinders this week, Capricorn. You’ll be noticing little things about your life and the people in it that you didn’t see before. Scrutinize the hell out of these little details. Keep your eyes peeled like a hawk, because these perceptions are going to lead you to make a big life decision soon.

MAKE NEW FRIENDS. Your energy is going to be hella magnetic this week, Aquarius.  You’re going to find it easy to interact with others and form new bonds. Reach out to people and start laying the groundwork, you never know who could be your next BFF.

REAP YOUR REWARDS. You’re going to be rewarded for all the work you’ve been doing for others soon, Pisces. Remember how last week we told you to volunteer your time? Well, this week you’re going to see the cosmic benefit of doing so when everything comes full circle. Let these rewards be a reminder on the importance of giving, because you have so damn much to offer.

TAKE THE DRIVER’S SEAT. People will be looking to you for guidance this week, Aries. It’s time for you to use that confident energy of yours to step into a leadership role. Be open to hopping into the driver’s seat at home and at work. Don’t worry about those damn backseat drivers, this week is all about you steering yourself in the right direction.

REST AND RESET. Life has been especially scary and anxiety-inducing lately, Taurus. You've been trying to bury yourself in work to distract from what's going on around you. Your stubborn nature makes you believe that you can single handedly solve all the world's problems if you just keep working. It's important this week to take time to rest, reset, and remember you're not a fucking superhero. Though we do think you're super ;).

BE CLEAR ON YOUR INTENTIONS. Be cautious AF in your communication this week, Gemini. It will be easy for people to misunderstand what you say and take it personally. Take extra care in your relationships to lay our your intentions during each conversation. Being open and honest this week will be essential for your relationships to bloom.

TRY NEW METHODS. We know you’re eager to reach your goals this week, Cancer. There’s still so much shit for you to do before getting there. Start thinking about your goals in different ways. Come up with innovative methods to achieve what you want. If you’ve been zigging, it could be time to zag.

TAKE CHANCES. Start swinging that bat because you’re about to hit some home runs this week, Leo. Take more chances than you normally would because things will be working in your favor. Time to slay, bitch.

USE YOUR NETWORK. You’ve been trying to handle everything on your own and it’s getting tiring as shit, Virgo. It’s time to start using your network for help. Lean a little on your friends, family, and coworkers this week. We know you like to be miss independent, but sometimes you need outside help to get things done.

LISTEN CLOSELY. People will be telling you a lot of new things this week, Libra. Be on the lookout for authenticity. Listen closely to the meaning behind the messages, and don’t believe everything you hear. People who are genuine will stick around long after giving you compliments that feel hollow AF. Listen to what people say, but look at their actions after too. 

CUT LOOSE, FOOTLOOSE. Whoa baby it’s time for some fun this week, Scorpio. A positive source of energy is coming that’s going to make you feel 21 again. Embrace it and let that beautiful hair of yours down. Just have some fucking fun, you deserve it.

WEAR YOUR WATCH. This week will have you thrown out of whack with new routines, Sagittarius. These changes are very good for you in the long run, but don’t let them cause you to be late for your regular responsibilities. Be like the white rabbit in Alice and Wonderland and keep checking your fucking pocket watch. Always assume you're late for a very important date.