You get what you get...

...and you don’t get upset! This week is all about tying up loose ends as we close out 2021. Sure, things might not be exactly how you thought they would, but trust that they’re exactly as they’re meant to be. It's time to accept and move forward.

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ENERGIZED. You’re in the flow this week, Capricorn. Seeing things from this elevated perspective makes difficult things seem so f**king simple. All of this is allowing you to notice lots of ideas and windows into opportunities you never even considered. Let this exciting energy to carry you forward into exciting new adventures!

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PAY IT FORWARD. It’s time to gain some karma points, Aquarius. Help those that reach out, even if you feel like you’re getting nothing out of it. Yes, things seem to be going really f**king good right now but you may need a hand in the future and they’ll be able to repay the favor. Remember – the good times don’t last forever so offer assistance when you're in the position to do so.

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FOCUS. You’re gonna be a busy bee this week but you need to pay attention, Pisces. Sometimes when we’re running around we find ourselves caught up in the inertia and we lose sight of what we’re doing. It’s like when you’re driving and suddenly you arrive at your destination and you’re like “wtf just happened?”. DON’T ZONE OUT. Stay present in what you’re doing and notice all the little details involved – there’s important stuff happening and you might miss it.

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PLAY IT SAFE. No risky business this week, Aries. It’s important to think really carefully about financial decisions. Don’t let that “leap of faith” mentality creep in; now is not the time hon. Take the safe (boring ass) bets right now. Super lame but you'll be really glad you did!

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USE YOUR HEAD. It’s not time to follow your heart, Taurus *ouch*. Take the bullshit emotions out of decision-making and go with what makes the most sense logically. People are looking to support your choices and giving them a solid plan backed up by facts and figures will pan out much better for you. Instead of living for the moment, it’s important to think about the future right now. #YOLO but also, no.

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CAREFUL CONSIDERATION. Take it nice and slow this week, Gemini. You might feel like you’ve got all in the info needed to make a decision but there’s still a few missing pieces. In time you’ll the path forward will reveal itself and you’ll be really glad you waited for that shit. In the meantime, stay focused and follow directions.

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OPEN UP. It’s time to get talking, Cancer. Major breakthroughs will come through creating thoughtful, optimistic conversations with those around you (new and old). There’s all kinds of great ideas coming through the words of others and in the give-and-take you’ll be helping them out, too. Bonus: this will lead to some kickass new alliances. #WINNING

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YOUR CHOICE. This week will open up all kinds of new opportunities, Leo. Some you’ve considered, others you weren’t even aware of. In order to make the most of these new options, you have to step up and show the universe that you’re a badass bitch with a plan for excellence. Stay focused and get to work.

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REVELATIONS. There are no secrets left this week, Virgo. Any of the sneaky shit people have been trying to get away with will come to light. That being said, it’s a good time to play it safe right now. Do only the things you’d be proud to let others know about (Girl Scout vibes). Personal excellence is required.

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KISMET. Don’t try to force anything this week, Libra. Opportunities are unfolding in their own time, in the strangest f**king ways. Instead of pushing hard for one outcome, just let things happen as they will – it’s going to work out. Listen to that little voice in your head and ignore the naysayers. Go with the flow and trust the plan.

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READ THE ROOM. It’s all about emotional intelligence this week, Scorpio. Make sure you’re looking at what people really want – not just want you think they do. Have the conversations necessary to uncover any bullshit that’s holding back current relationships – and fix it now. Clearing out any old junk in your personal and professional life will allow you to strengthen connections that will prove incredibly important in coming months.

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CUT THE CRAP. There’s a lot of noise out there, Sagittarius. And sometimes that bullshit builds up in your relationships and creates complications all over your life. It’s important to take the time to really get to the bottom of all the issues you’re facing and figure out a real, solid plan forward. Don’t make shit harder than it has to be. Simplify!

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