There's always room for improvement...

Even for a perfect b*tch like you. 😉 This week is all about advancing your current circumstances. It’s okay to be a little selfish but your feelings might be bigger than normal so stay cautious in communications. The full moon on Friday is a partial lunar eclipse and it’s a dramatic push towards destiny. Get prepared.

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STAY IN YOUR LANE. You’re doing really f**king well right now, Capricorn. In fact you’re doing so good, others are noticing and starting to wonder if you can just… do their work too. Don’t fall for it. If you try to fix everyone’s shit, you’ll just end up hurting them in the long run. They need to learn to do it on their own (even if they fail a few times) – don’t worry, they’ll thank you later.

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THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT. There’s all kinds of new shit popping up for you, Aquarius. Even though the people around you are experiencing difficulties (and you’re feeling change coming as a result) it’s actually positioning you for the biggest, best opportunities yet. In fact, there’s so many different options available to you right now – you might have a difficult time choosing. Follow your heart and whatever path you find offers you the best advancements for your life at this moment.

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DON’T RUSH IT. Ignore any sense of urgency this week, Pisces. It’s important not to force anything and let it unfold in it’s time; things are going to change in ways you might not anticipate so it’s a bad time to rush forward. Don’t worry, the universe is going to make sure you know exactly when it’s time to move ahead. Think big picture!

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#WERK. Save the reindeer games for a  later date, Aries – this week is all about rolling up those sleeves. Whatever you can do today, do it. Procrastination is a bitch and will definitely bite you in the ass later on. Ride this stellar energy and tackle that to-do list so you can enjoy a little R&R down the road.

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STAY CENTERED. You’re at a major advantage this week, Taurus. While everyone else is absorbed in their own shit… you’re scooping up all the opportunities they’re missing. Make sure you’re looking at the big picture and weighing all the viewpoints (not just your own) when deciding which paths to take. Roll up those sleeves and get started.

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LISTEN AND LEARN. The universe is poising you for greatness, Gemini. But don’t get too ahead of yourself – there’s still a lot to learn. Everything you’re seeing and hearing is meant to teach you something so it’s super important to stay open, listen closely, and remain neutral. You’re going places, baby!

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WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER. It’s all about creating efficiencies this week, Cancer. Dig into how you’re doing shit today, and figure out how you can make it easier on yourself without sacrificing the quality. Stay attuned to the ideas that pop into your head and feelings in your gut; you’re onto something!

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HAPPY ACCIDENTS. You’re doing so awesome right now that even the shit you fuck up is probably going to end up benefiting you, Leo. Yep, you’re kicking ass and taking numbers. That doesn’t mean you should go lax on your responsibilities, it just means that it’s all happening as it should. Listen to your inner voice and embrace the future!

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START AT THE END. What the f**k does that even mean, Virgo? Let me explain: sometimes it’s best to lock into the result you desire, and then map out exactly how you get there. This lays out a plan that is best positioned to get you where you want to go. That being said, you might not have all the information just yet – so listen closely and try to fill in those gaps before you get started!

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ONE STEP AT A TIME. Don’t try to force it this week, Libra. Shit is unfolding as its meant to. Sure, you might know where you want to go – but you might be surprised at how your ass gets there. Make sure you’re staying open to alternative ideas or pathways and remember, (*cliché warning*) it’s the journey, not the destination.

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READY, SET… SLOW! Take your time this week, Scorpio. There’s a lot of information coming out and you don’t feel ready to make any judgements yet. You’re smart not to take sides. At the same time, a bunch of shit you thought would never happen, are happening (in a really good way). Ride the tide without getting too attached to any one outcome – this could be major for you! #FuckYeah

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CAUTION: SNAKES. There’s some sneaky bitches in your world right now, Sagittarius. You’re absolutely crushing it and recognizing opportunities that others are missing. Sounds great but it also creates jealousies. Be wary of “advice from friends” as it might be total bullshit meant to throw you off track. Listen to your gut on this one and keep kicking ass (it’ll drive them nuts).

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