Fall is here and so are the celebrations! Spice up your fall entertaining calendar with fall tea blends, recipes, and food pairings that are specially brewed for each gathering. Perk up with witchy potions and tasty tea treats this autumn!
Tea Potions & Pairings for Every Autumn Gathering
Fall is festival season – it’s time to celebrate the bounty of the harvest. It comes with f*cking fun activities, and a little potion can only make the fun oh, so, sweet!
Tour the Orchard
You know you’re a fellow basic b*tch when you can’t pass up some good old apple picking at the orchard or choosing your own pumpkin straight from the patch. So, grab your flannel shacket and own it, hon!
For some totally basic deliciousness, whip up a White Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Latte to-go. The Basic B*tch tea makes it the perfect match for the fresh-out-of-the-fryer pumpkin donuts at the farmers market!
Fall Festivals
Grab your to-go Steel Steeping Traveler or, better yet, your Crossbody Mason Jar Carrying Sleeve and head to the party. Enjoy the crisp fall air, chill music and a little fall shopping indulgence.
Don’t forget to brew up a nice warm potion to keep you cozy in the chilly weather! Try brewing a warm cauldron of Caramel Apple Latte. It’s topped off with an actual f*cking caramel apple, so, -- you know – it's bomb!
Baking & Carving
Whip up a potion to enjoy while you’re hard at work baking a sweet pie or carving up the pumpkins for a Halloween fright night!
Check out this Apple Cinnamon Latte made with Almond Apple Crisp tea and a succulent apple brown sugar sauce. Talk about warm apple pie!
And what to pair with this cool tea? Whatever you’re making in the kitchen! Apple pie, pumpkin seeds, candied apples and more – it’ll pair with your favorite sweet treat or snack! (It pairs nicely with treats bought at the store or market, too – you do you, hon!)
Sip and Stroll in the Crisp Air
Nothing feels quite as refreshing as a chilly walk in the woods after a long hot summer. Watch the leaves change while you stroll down the tree-lined path and feel the cool breeze bite at your cheeks!
If you want to keep the cool refreshing theme going, grab a to-go tumbler and brew up a Pumpkin Patch Dream Latte. These potions will have you giving thanks for all the refreshing fruits of fall.
If the air is crispy enough for you, then hot brew a mug of Mulled Wine or Hot Apple Cider and transport yourself to the idyllic land of autumn.
Trick or Treating
OK, let’s be real – as a parent, you either love or loath Trick-or-Treating. Either way, you know that the best way to enjoy it is with a little mocktail or cocktail helper. So, this year – welcome witching hour with a potion brewed just the way you need it!
For a refreshing lift to your evening try a Goji-Pear Melon Spritzer.
Or scare the sh*t out of some little hooligans (and enjoy your own yummy treat), with a Chocolate Candies Latte.
If you need a boost to get you out the door, try our Buttered Rum blend (whether you add real rum or Irish Cream is up to you). It’s buttery, malty flavor and kick of energy might be just what you need to get your a** moving tonight.
And what to pair with these potions? Your favorite Halloween candy, of course! (If you can wrest it away from your kiddo.)
Add a little extra magic to your fall to-do list with these potions and more! Our fall blends are delicious, unique and a truly mystical match for the season. And be sure to drop us a note to let us know which is your favorite (if you can choose)!
Written By
Katie Reierson
Snarky Scribe
Meet Katie, a witty wordsmith who loves pairing writing with a cuppa. She serves herself a sarcastic cup of Shut the F**k Up while cooking up breakfast for her 3 kiddos (for the illusion of a moment of calm). But her favorite cold brewed treat is the sweet, creamy mix of Smooth Vanilla Matcha and Blueberry Apple Pie. Connect with Katie for a Cuppa!
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